OFMC Division Two, Melrose vs. Cockney Cockrells (Sat Oct 07)


                              Melrose  |  Cockney Cockrells
                              5-3-2 C  |  4-1-3-2 L
                            Assistant  |  Dazoctaron (caretaker)
                                       |
                          A_M_Oven GK  |  GK Jesper_Uhlls
                        Phil_Jones DF  |  DF Reece_Evans
                      Ricky_Wright DF  |  DF Mason_Paint
                     A_Dzhanibekov DF  |  DM N_Maddison
                       Orosz_Janos DF  |  DF Paul_Gulliver
                     ATTO_MOHAMMED DF  |  DF Lyle_Kendrick
                       Q_Hernandez MF  |  MF Ady_Tupperman
                     Rhine_Hessler MF  |  MF Vitor_Melav
                     Enzo_Respighi MF  |  FW Otto_Bismark
                        Howard_Ice FW  |  FW Handle_Funky
                         O_Iemochi FW  |  MF E_Shephard
                                       |
                      Hal_Woodcock SUB |  SUB Jennings_Glue
                      Ewan_Pollock SUB |  SUB JUSTICE_LIBRA
                         Zac_Akers SUB |  SUB Arlo_Larneson
                     Will_Peverley SUB |  SUB Clebbersson
                      D_Le_Michaux SUB |  SUB Polo_Handsom




Min. 1  :(coc) Cockney Cockrells changed their strategy to play P 
Min. 4  :(coc) Reece_Evans with a 40-yard pass to Handle_Funky 
          ...  Handle_Funky lamps it at the goal! 
          ...  A_M_Oven gets a hand to it!! 
          ...  But can't hold onto it! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  That’s given Cockney Cockrells the lead! 
          ...  Melrose 0-1 Cockney Cockrells ...
Min. 7  :(mel) Howard_Ice runs at the heart of the defence 
          ...  N_Maddison with a late tackle 
          ...  It looked worse than what it was 
          ...  He is jostled by the Melrose players 
          ...  The ref reaches to his pocket! 
          ...  YELLOW CARD!! 
          ...  INDIRECT FREE KICK! 
          ...  Q_Hernandez floats it forward 
          ...  O_Iemochi latches onto the end of it 
          ...  But Lyle_Kendrick wins the tackle 
Min. 14 :(mel) Phil_Jones beats Paul_Gulliver 
          ...  His quick feet took him past the defender 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick reads it well 
          ...  This boy is a quality defender 
          ...  The crowd sing his praises 
Min. 15 :(mel) Enzo_Respighi pass splits open the defence and finds Rhine_Hessler 
          ...  Rhine_Hessler is clean through! 
          ...  The linesman has his flag raised 
          ...  But the ref waves play on 
          ...  He just has to beat Jesper_Uhlls 
          ...  He dinks it over Jesper_Uhlls 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  All square! That should make things interesting! 
          ...  Melrose 1-1 Cockney Cockrells ...
Min. 15 :(coc) Handle_Funky beats Ricky_Wright 
          ...  He muscled him off the ball 
          ...  A_Dzhanibekov cuts it out easily 
          ...  He clears the ball up field 
Min. 17 :(mel) Enzo_Respighi is closed down 
          ...  He plays a quick pass 
          ...  Howard_Ice latches onto the ball 
          ...  Paul_Gulliver with a superb tackle! 
          ...  He easily dispossessed him. 
Min. 18 :(coc) E_Shephard gets to the by-line 
          ...  He sees a team mate in space 
          ...  He plays the ball through to Handle_Funky 
          ...  A_Dzhanibekov wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge 
          ...  It goes out of play 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  E_Shephard lofts the ball in! 
          ...  Ricky_Wright wins the ball 
          ...  And he clears the danger 
Min. 19 :(mel) Ricky_Wright with an excellent first touch 
          ...  He sees a team mate making a run! 
          ...  He swings the ball in 
          ...  O_Iemochi gets on the end of it 
          ...  He's in space! 
          ...  Otto_Bismark plays the back pass 
          ...  Jesper_Uhlls can't get to it!! 
          ...  It just rolls wide!! 
          ...  What a lucky escape!! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Rhine_Hessler crosses it in! 
          ...  The danger is dealt with by Paul_Gulliver 
Min. 19 :(coc) Mason_Paint with the dribble 
          ...  He skips through the tackle from Ricky_Wright 
          ...  A_Dzhanibekov with the tackle 
          ...  The referee will want to speak to him 
          ...  It's a yellow, and rightly so 
          ...  YELLOW CARD!! 
Min. 31 :(coc) The defender under hits the back pass! 
          ...  Otto_Bismark is through! 
          ...  Orosz_Janos slides in to knock the ball out for a throw-in 
Min. 32 :(mel) Q_Hernandez controls the ball with a deft piece of skill 
          ...  He plays the ball out to the right! 
          ...  Enzo_Respighi gets onto the end of the pass! 
          ...  Enzo_Respighi aims for the top right corner ! 
          ...  The fans get off their seats! 
          ...  Jesper_Uhlls plucks the ball out of the air 
          ...  solid goalkeeping there! 
Min. 32 :(coc) Reece_Evans with a slick pass to Lyle_Kendrick 
          ...  A wicked drive by Lyle_Kendrick ! 
          ...  But A_M_Oven makes an easy save 
Min. 33 :(mel) Rhine_Hessler takes advantage of a bad back pass from Paul_Gulliver 
          ...  Rhine_Hessler could have let it bounce! 
          ...  But he's put it wide 
          ...  How did he manage to miss from there?!?!? 
Min. 38 :(coc) Lyle_Kendrick spots Ady_Tupperman who is in acres of space 
          ...  O_Iemochi takes the ball 
          ...  OOOHHHH!! 
          ...  He almost loses it straight away 
          ...  But he hits it clear! 
Min. 41 :(coc) Handle_Funky sidesteps Phil_Jones 
          ...  Handle_Funky with a terrific drive ! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  He kicks the sponsor hoarding in delight! 
          ...  Lets see if Cockney Cockrells can hang onto that lead! 
          ...  Melrose 1-2 Cockney Cockrells ...
Min. 42 :(mel) Howard_Ice flicks it over the defender and runs onto it 
          ...  He showed great skill and pace there 
          ...  Reece_Evans makes the challenge and clears the ball 
Min. 42 :(coc) Ady_Tupperman with the first time flick to Handle_Funky 
          ...  Phil_Jones brings him down in the area 
          ...  There can only be one outcome surely! 
          ...  But the ref waves play on!!! 
Min. 43 :(REF) The 4th official signals that there are 3 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 45 :(mel) D_Le_Michaux is going to be brought on 
          ...  O_Iemochi is leaving the pitch 
          ...  He hasn't had the best of games today 
          ...  Looks like his replacement will play FW 
Min. 45 :(mel) a big roar from the crowd as Will_Peverley comes on for Rhine_Hessler to play MF 
Min. 45 :(coc) Ady_Tupperman runs at ATTO_MOHAMMED 
          ...  The defender slips and falls over 
          ...  ATTO_MOHAMMED recovers to win the ball back 

*************  HALF TIME  ****************
Half Time Score: Melrose 1-2 Cockney Cockrells

Min. 48 :(mel) Will_Peverley plays a quick one-two with his team mate 
          ...  He looks around for options 
          ...  He moves forward with the ball 
          ...  Vitor_Melav wins control of the ball with his hand!! 
          ...  Play On!! 
Min. 49 :(mel) Howard_Ice turns past the defender 
          ...  He has created space for himself now 
          ...  Howard_Ice with the crafty shot! 
          ...  Jesper_Uhlls makes a comfortable save 
          ...  He makes it look so easy 
Min. 49 :(coc) Ady_Tupperman is taking a throw in 
          ...  He sees a team mate in space 
          ...  He throws it long to Reece_Evans 
          ...  A cracking drive from Reece_Evans ! 
          ...  A_M_Oven blocks the shot with his legs 
          ...  It goes clear! 
Min. 56 :(mel) Will_Peverley with a superb first touch 
          ...  He sees a team mate making a run! 
          ...  He plays the ball across to him! 
          ...  Enzo_Respighi gets on the end of the pass 
          ...  But he loses control of it 
          ...  Paul_Gulliver hits it out for a throw 
Min. 56 :(coc) Reece_Evans with a pinpoint pass to Otto_Bismark 
          ...  Q_Hernandez with a nasty foul 
          ...  The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!! 
          ...  He gets a YELLOW CARD!! 
Min. 57 :(mel) Q_Hernandez looks around for some movement 
          ...  He sees a man in space! 
          ...  He hits the ball up to D_Le_Michaux 
          ...  Reece_Evans reads him well and hoofs it clear 
Min. 58 :(mel) The defender under hits the back pass! 
          ...  D_Le_Michaux is through! 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick robs him of the ball 
Min. 59 :(mel) Will_Peverley cuts inside the defender 
          ...  He sees a team mate in space 
          ...  He passes it to Enzo_Respighi 
          ...  Enzo_Respighi sees Jesper_Uhlls off his line ! 
          ...  He hits the sponsor hoarding with that effort 
Min. 60 :(coc) N_Maddison looks up for support for support 
          ...  He spots his team mate making a run now 
          ...  He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now! 
          ...  Otto_Bismark receives the pass and heads towards the goal 
          ...  Otto_Bismark with a powerful downward header! 
          ...  But A_M_Oven punches it away 
          ...  That's gone out for a throw in 
Min. 63 :(mel) Enzo_Respighi plays it to his team mate for a one-two 
          ...  D_Le_Michaux decides to keep possession instead! 
          ...  He runs towards the goal now! 
          ...  But Reece_Evans wins the ball with a sliding challenge 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  ATTO_MOHAMMED crosses it in! 
          ...  The danger is dealt with by Lyle_Kendrick 
Min. 63 :(coc) Reece_Evans finds his way through 
          ...  He sets up the shot 
          ...  But Ricky_Wright comes away with the ball 
          ...  Excellent defending! 
Min. 64 :(mel) Ricky_Wright is taking a throw in 
          ...  He sees a team mate in space 
          ...  He throws it long to Howard_Ice 
          ...  Howard_Ice attempts a low drive! 
          ...  It takes a deflection! 
          ...  But flies wide of the post! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Will_Peverley curls it into the box! 
          ...  Mason_Paint reads it 
          ...  and leathers it away 
Min. 67 :(mel) Howard_Ice jumps over Lyle_Kendrick's challenge 
          ...  Howard_Ice with the diving header ! 
          ...  He had to be brave there 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  He is dancing round the corner flag! 
          ...  That’s got Melrose back level! 
          ...  Melrose 2-2 Cockney Cockrells ...
Min. 67 :(coc) Handle_Funky looks around for support 
          ...  He knocks the ball across to Mason_Paint 
          ...  Mason_Paint bears down on goal! 
          ...  But A_M_Oven parries the ball 
          ...  It’s picked up by the defender, much to the relief of the crowd 
Min. 68 :(mel) Howard_Ice with the cross-field pass to Ricky_Wright 
          ...  Ricky_Wright is clean through! 
          ...  Jesper_Uhlls tries to make himself big 
          ...  He lobs it over Jesper_Uhlls 
          ...  It's hit the bar and gone over!! 
Min. 70 :(mel) Phil_Jones controls the ball with a deft piece of skill 
          ...  He plays the ball out to the left! 
          ...  Howard_Ice gets onto the end of the pass! 
          ...  Howard_Ice carves a shot towards goal ! 
          ...  But it clips the post and goes wide 
Min. 71 :(mel) Enzo_Respighi with a 40-yard pass to D_Le_Michaux 
          ...  Paul_Gulliver wins the ball with ease 
          ...  The referee saw something no-one else did 
          ...  The referee shows him a YELLOW CARD!! 
          ...  He'll need to be careful from now on! 
Min. 74 :(mel) Howard_Ice knocks it past the defender and runs onto it 
          ...  He leaves the defender standing 
          ...  N_Maddison clatters him to the floor and puts the ball out of play 
          ...  The linesman is flagging 
          ...  Throw in 
Min. 76 :(mel) Will_Peverley skips past a challenge and gets over a cross to Howard_Ice 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick makes the challenge and clears the ball 
          ...  But it drifts out of play 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Q_Hernandez hits it towards the far post! 
          ...  It comes to D_Le_Michaux 
          ...  He fires it towards to goal 
          ...  But he miskicks and puts it well off target 
          ...  The Cockney Cockrells fans taunt him about that effort 
Min. 77 :(coc) Vitor_Melav gets to the by line 
          ...  He looks up and lobs in a cross 
          ...  Reece_Evans is unmarked 
          ...  Reece_Evans hits the ball first time! 
          ...  He couldn't have hit that shot much better!! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  Right into the top corner! 
          ...  But it's been disallowed. 
          ...  The linesman flagged for offside 
          ...  He's the only one who thought so! 
Min. 78 :(coc) Mason_Paint sprints past Howard_Ice 
          ...  Mason_Paint tries to place it in the corner ! 
          ...  A_M_Oven saves it but to be honest, it was straight at him 
Min. 78 :(mel) Phil_Jones puts in D_Le_Michaux 
          ...  Reece_Evans with an ugly foul 
          ...  There's no place in the game for that kind of tackle 
          ...  The ref warns him 
Min. 83 :(coc) Lyle_Kendrick looks for options 
          ...  He knocks the ball across to N_Maddison 
          ...  Ricky_Wright knocks him to the floor 
          ...  The fans are calling for a penalty! 
          ...  But the referee just turns away! 
Min. 85 :(mel) D_Le_Michaux finds his way through 
          ...  He sets up the shot 
          ...  D_Le_Michaux looks to see where Jesper_Uhlls is! 
          ...  He rifles in the shot! 
          ...  It hits the side netting! 
          ...  He has squandered a golden opportunity 
Min. 87 :(coc) Reece_Evans runs towards the goal 
          ...  Ricky_Wright with a pull on the shirt 
          ...  The referee calls him over! 
          ...  YELLOW CARD! 
Min. 88 :(REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 3 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 89 :(mel) Q_Hernandez gets to the by-line 
          ...  He sees a team mate in space 
          ...  He plays the ball through to Howard_Ice 
          ...  Superbly timed tackle by Lyle_Kendrick 
          ...  He made it look easy 
Min. 90 :(coc) Otto_Bismark turns past A_Dzhanibekov 
          ...  He has created space for himself now 
          ...  D_Le_Michaux fouls badly 
          ...  That looked malicious 

*************  FULL TIME  ****************



Match Details
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Venue                : The Rose Bowl (30,000)
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Melrose Match Info
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Best player          : Enzo_Respighi
Scorers              : Rhine_Hessler (15), Howard_Ice (67)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : A_Dzhanibekov (19), Q_Hernandez (56), Ricky_Wright (87)
Injured              : N/A
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Cockney Cockrells Match Info
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Best player          : Handle_Funky (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : Handle_Funky (4,41)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : N_Maddison (7), Paul_Gulliver (71)
Injured              : N/A
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Match Statistics
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                                 Melrose  |    Cockney Cockrells
Attempts on Goal     :          11        |       8
Off target           :           7        |       0
On target            :           4        |       8
Possession           :          44        |       56
Corners              :           4        |       1
Red Cards            :           0        |       0
Yellow Cards         :           3        |       2
Subs Used            :           2        |       0
Fouls                :           6        |       5
Key Tackles          :           8        |       13
Key Passes           :          15        |       11
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Final Score          : Melrose 2 - 2 Cockney Cockrells
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Player Statistics - Melrose
Name          Pos  St  Tk  Ps  Sh  Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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A_M_Oven       GK  15   1   1   1  15 |  96   5   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  34   0   0   0
Phil_Jones     DF   1  15   8   2  25 |  96   0   1   2   0   0   0   0   0   0  19  22   0
Ricky_Wright   DF   1  14   3   3  27 |  96   0   3   2   0   1   0   1   0   0  54  19  -1
A_Dzhanibekov  DF   1  13   4   3  27 |  96   0   2   0   0   0   0   1   0   0  35  -3  -3
Orosz_Janos    DF   1  13   6   2  23 |  96   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  19   0   0
ATTO_MOHAMMED  DF   1  13  10   2  24 |  96   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  19   0   0
Q_Hernandez    MF   1   7  15   6  22 |  96   0   0   3   0   0   0   1   0   0  -3  30  -3
Rhine_Hessler  MF   1   2  14  10  27 |  45   0   0   0   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0  18
Enzo_Respighi  MF   1   2  14  10  23 |  96   0   0   4   1   2   0   0   0   0   0  53   7
Howard_Ice     FW   1   2   8  14  22 |  96   0   0   1   0   4   1   0   0   0   0  11  25
O_Iemochi      FW   1   2   3  14  24 |  45   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  19   0   0
Hal_Woodcock   GK  11   1   1   1  12 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Ewan_Pollock   DF   1  13  10  10  23 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Zac_Akers      DF   1  12   2   3  22 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Will_Peverley  MF   1   2  14   8  28 |  51   0   0   3   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  33   0
D_Le_Michaux   FW   1   3   5  13  19 |  51   0   0   0   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   0   4

Player Statistics - Cockney Cockrells
Name          Pos  St  Tk  Ps  Sh  Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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Jesper_Uhlls   GK  14   1   1   1  15 |  96   2   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  10   0   0   0
Reece_Evans    DF   1  15  12   8  26 |  96   0   3   3   1   2   0   0   0   0  57  42  10
Mason_Paint    DF   1  14  10   6  27 |  96   0   1   0   0   2   0   0   0   0  19   0  10
N_Maddison     DM   1   6  13   3  28 |  96   0   1   1   0   0   0   1   0   0  16   8  -3
Paul_Gulliver  DF   1  14   6   2  25 |  96   0   3   0   0   0   0   1   0   0  54  -3  -3
Lyle_Kendrick  DF   1  14   6   3  27 |  96   0   6   2   0   1   0   0   0   0 114  22   5
Ady_Tupperman  MF   1   7  14   7  23 |  96   0   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  22   0
Vitor_Melav    MF   1   7  13   7  27 |  96   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   0  19  11   0
Otto_Bismark   FW   1   3   4  14  19 |  96   0   1   0   0   1   0   0   0   0  19   0   5
Handle_Funky   FW   1   2   3  13  24 |  96   0   0   1   0   2   2   0   0   0   0  11  32
E_Shephard     MF   1  10  13  10  22 |  96   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  11   0
Jennings_Glue  GK  12   1   1   1  12 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
JUSTICE_LIBRA  DF   1  13  11   9  24 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Arlo_Larneson  MF   1  10  10   3  21 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Clebbersson    MF   1   2  12   9  28 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Polo_Handsom   FW   1   2   3  11  22 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
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